It is
absolutely true that I am the son of a real-McCoy South African Railways
worker from the era when traveling by train in SA was something special.
Once a year my ol' man was rewarded with a "free pass" train
ticket, which meant he could take his entire family on a first class train
journey anywhere in South Africa and into neighbouring countries. (Does
anybody still remember "Rhodesia"? Does anyone remember
the time when the Rand was stronger than the US Dollar?). The only rule
was that you were not allowed to arrive and depart through the same train
station in South Africa twice. Consequently, Dad plotted these elaborate
all around South Africa train journey safaris. They were awesome! I rode
Cape Town's cable car at about age four. I stood over Kimberley's big gat
at about age five. I bathed in the bathrooms of Bulawayo train station at
about age six. (On that trip I remember Dad trading an old green jersey
for an intricately carved wooden kudu somewhere in the Rhodesian bush
while our train waited for ages in the hot sun on a slipway for another to
pass.)
Locomotives
were either steam or diesel generated electric. Railway line sleepers were
teak. And everything outside of major economic hubs was pulled by steam.
In 'dem days, the interior of train coaches was all wood and olive-green
leather. Entry to the dining car was subject to a collar and tie, the
cutlery was solid silver, the table clothes were always the whitest,
stiffest, cotton linen and the food rivaled anything a five-star hotel
could offer.
Not
that a working class SARS employee could afford to eat in the dining car
more than once on any trip! A meal in the dining car was an EVENT.
I
remember the awesome early morning coffee served with gloved hands through
your cabin door, the smartly dressed steward who paraded up and down the
train clanging a xylophone-type gong to announce mealtimes in the dining
car. I remember my mother's ever increasing efforts to vary the nature of
the "padkos" we packed for each safari, which invariably
involved chicken! I recall one trip where we had been eating cold chicken
for days, and on the one night Dad treated us to the dining car, the main
meal was roast chicken! I remember a God-aweful homemade lemonade that
sustained use through one Karoo journey, made from real lemons, tons of
sugar - and Angura bitters! I remember the washed towel nappies of my
younger siblings hanging over the handrail in the isle, bright white
darkening as we chugged through the Karoo, dragged by a steam locomotive.
I remember my Dad moering some prankster lightie who walked past the
nappies and brushed them onto the floor. I remember playing hours and
hours of Rummy and "I spy with my little eye" - and endless
newly composed verses of "Old McDonad Had A Farm" bellowed out
by each of us in turn - my folks included . I remember the unique blend of
the smell of leather, hot steel and anthracite. I remember crisp, white
bed-linen and thick, blue, fluffy blankets that arrived in a tight roll
and made you sweat even on the coldest of nights. I remember the anxiety
with which we peered out the window as the train chugged out of a station,
Dad running to catch the train from having left his departure from the
train station pub to the very last second. And, most of all, I remember
beautiful nights when the sky shone with bright stars to the clickidy-clack,
clickidy-clack of train wheels while I drifted off to sleep, a sound I
will always associate with peace, tranquility and security.
After
nearly 10 years of service with SARS Dad was finally awarded a
"railway house", a huge luxury for a family of seven that had
been raised in a two-and-a-half bedroom council flat. And guess what? The
house was located in a tiny village called "Poet's Corner",
where we finally got the dog we had always wanted and we named
"Poetz"! And my hillbilly farmer cousin from Ladysmith came to
visit once, bitching how he battled to find "Poetz Hoek'.
A
whole bunch of bikers send me poetry-type stuff from time to time. In your
honour, and in gratitude to my folks - who worked their arses off so their
kids could get a better chance in life - I give you this page, Poetz Hoek...
LOONE
RHYDAR
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